Category Archives: Sport

3rd Time? Hope not!

1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years

Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.

Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.

Lesson to be learned:
The next time Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope.


My friend won two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. They are box seats plus airfares, Marriott Hotel accommodations and $1000.00 for miscellaneous expenses. When he won them his Wedding date had not been finalized. Now it turns out the only date available at the church for their wedding is Super Bowl Sunday – so he can’t go.
If you’re interested and want to go instead of him, it’s at 1st Baptist Church at 5 PM. She is a fairly nice looking girl about 5’5 clean, cute, fat booty and her name is Kelly. She will be the one in the White dress.
If interested, contact me for more detail information! ASAP

Saw this post today. Good eh?

When do you need success?

If at first you don’t succeed, bungee jumping is NOT for you!o!1s0x487bae1344240b59:0x2858cb314adc3d12!2m5!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!3m1!7e115!4s!5sbungee+jumping+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e3!2s-oudQp1Uxzx8/VNS73UULkrI/AAAAAAAAAAY/FjFTi6ahgV47Z9YSKmHDXSJGoZ6o9zxww&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiI_baAluDOAhXGLMAKHXiOAUEQoioIhAEwDg

It was a massive bobble

How’s it Going?

What’s up?

You know it was a massive bobble!

Tell me about it!

A really bad bounce.

An air shot.

And utter humiliation.

The ball is in the net.

Cast in the wilderness.

A laughing stock.

One night in Zagreb

Sounds like a song to forget.

Nothing of the sort!

Much more recent.

A Bobbie bottle?

You really are up to date!


Not that.

Ya big bobblehead.


Keep your cool.

Must be the time you got Elena’s bobble stuck in the photo copier then!

The lady was very nice on the other end of the phone.

How did you get the printer jam?


See my jumper.

The new one for Birthday or Christmas?


I had it washed.

The bobble on it was the size of our dog!

You are prone to exaggeration

And you are going to be prone to vegetation!


Cos I’m going to bash your teeth in!

Or as our Cassie would say,

I’m going to block your knock off.

Well it was a Massive bobble!

A game to miss?

Football gets your passions racing. (Rugby if you are posh)

A huge overdose this weekend met with a bit of a bump.

Monday fixture list.

Hyde v Solihull Moors.

Nobody moved!

For me the result is immaterial.

Best thing I’m sure you ‘ll all agree.

Get caught up on Wuthering Heights you see!

Aye thats reet !

Hide on the Moor before the Mad March mist comes down.

What ?

Tha’s seeing things plain daft!

Everyone on the same side?

What a great idea.

How ever would we get the lads back?

The Great Leveler

So this is it folks!
The big match tonight.
Obvious Innit!
Free and on TV
Man City v Barcelona.
It just has to be!
Not at all!
A game in blooming rain and freezing cold.
Scunthorpe v Barnsley.
Best bring tha’ ferret in tha’ pocket lad
Keep your hands warm.

Sorry I just could not resist this!!!!